100 meter homo

Konservative amerikanske kristne misliker ordet "gay". De misliker det så mye at en del bruker auto-erstatt for å bytte det ut med "homosexual". Av og til går dét litt ... galt.

Under følger en auto-korrigert Associated Press-artikkel fra sidene til American Family Association (som de rett nok fjernet etterhvert, men ikke før den var behørig kopiert av andre):

Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.

Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead. He slowed somewhat over the final 10 meters - nothing like the way-too-soon complete shutdown that almost cost him Saturday. Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: 'A little fatigued'.

Litt sliten i knea, ja. Er'e no rart sier nå jeg. Blomster liker'n også ...

(Via Damian Thompson.)