Jeg har så langt motstått fristelsen til å poste LOL-katter på denne bloggen. Muligens fordi jeg ikke er en katte-person. Og egentlig ikke synes de er så morsomme. Men et sitat, et LOL-katt-bibelsitat for å være presis, må det være plass til. Det er hentet fra LOL-katt-bibelprosjektet, som har satt mål av seg å oversette hele Bibelen til LOL-kattspråk. De presenterer seg slik:Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have most of the Bible translated!
Her følger Jesu fødsel, fra Matteus 1, 18-25:
Da burth of Jebus
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George."21 But BirdCat was liek "No, you gonna call him bahbeh Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. Him proffit was all liek:23 "Hay guise, luk! teh virjn is all preggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph walked up, dun wat teh BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat tolded him too, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has Hankiez Pankiez til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus Christ. Kthnx.
18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George."21 But BirdCat was liek "No, you gonna call him bahbeh Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. Him proffit was all liek:23 "Hay guise, luk! teh virjn is all preggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph walked up, dun wat teh BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat tolded him too, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has Hankiez Pankiez til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus Christ. Kthnx.
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Ikke kødd med kattepuser! Allerede de gamle egyptere visste at katter er guddommelige. Hvilket bevises ved at katter stadig gjør ting som er i strid med fysiske lover. De lander på beina etter lange fall. De kan bli borte uten spor og så komme frem igjen. De kan gjøre bevegelser som er anatomisk umulige. Og de oppfører seg som guder og krever oppvarting.
Nemlig!
Åh herrejebus!
Nok eit prosjekt for meg å forelske meg i! Er Koranen neste? Den vil eg ha i hylla!
Og Arnfinn? Ikkje eit kattemenneske? Dette forklarar ein heil del. Du treng pusekatt! Love the kitten!
Jeg vil ha en Bulldog.
Jeg vil ha denne;
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sorry for den lange linken....
Wow!
Så fin... bissevov?
La oss i det minste anta at den er organisk.
Nå skal ikke jeg være sånn sur kristen, for dette var veldig morsomt. Men om de faktisk kommer til å jobbe seg like grundig gjennom hele Bibelen, det tror jeg ikke før jeg får se det.
(Ja, jeg vet at å være kristen er å tro noe før jeg får se det, men jeg kan jo ikke bruke det prinsippet på alt!)
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