"Hva skjedde egentlig med teddybjørnen Muhammed?" spør min venn Deerstalker over i Norsk Selskap til Drontens Fremme. Det er litt underlig, for selskapet besvarer i grunnen det i posten før. Jeg siterer:A bear has been thrown into solitary confinement at Paddington Green police station, after being found at Paddington railway station with a label attached to his duffel coat naming him as "Mohammed". The label also proclaimed his origins as "Darkest Sudan".